2013 SRT Viper GTS: Calling all Toxicologists!…this Snake will Bite!

Don’t say we didn’t warn you. When it comes to venomous snakes, you’ll need to have some good anti-venom on hand…and it’s wise to have a top-notch toxicologist on hand, too.

But sometimes all the toxicology expertise you can gather just ain’t gonna help you. Because there is no anti-venom for this slithery beast… 😉

Introducing the new 2013 SRT Viper GTS, decked out in a beautiful yet venomous Stryker Red tinted pearl color (sort of like a candy apple red). As the saying goes: “Out with the OLD; in with the NEW”…these new Vipers will now be branded with the SRT name (SRT stands for “Street and Racing Technology”, the high-performance division of Chrysler)…in other words, they will no longer carry the “Dodge” label. This new Viper is 100 lbs lighter than its previous iteration (dry weight around 3200 lbs; the new Viper’s body is composed of a mixture of carbon fiber, aluminum, and composites).

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This deadly snake will bite you, big-time! With its beastly 8.4 Liter V10 engine (naturally aspirated), this Viper has power and LOTS of it: 640 hp and 600 lb-feet of torque, to be specific. And it will chase you down all the way up to 206 mph, so good luck trying to escape this slithery predator!

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The new 2013 SRT Viper GTS will inject a deadly dose of venom into its victims, so you might want to keep those horses (Ferraris) and bulls (Lamborghinis) at a safe distance from this deadly reptile!

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See more pictures of the new Viper here: 2013 SRT Viper GTS

For those of you with a phobia of snakes (we suspect there are a lot of you out there 😉 ), no worries…you can watch our video of this snake from the safety of your home or office. 🙂

Video includes a walk-around of the car and also features commentary by the actual designer himself, SRT CEO Ralph Gilles, straight from the Motor City of Detroit!

So, what do you think of this new venomous Viper? Who’s ready to place their order? 🙂

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